The Pot and the Kettle
Side by side they sit
Atop the coal stove
Their shared life’s work
An anxious labour of love
That feeds their own addiction
To serve
Be seen and needed
At the cost
Of being smoked,
Burnt and charred
All making it impossible to see
What they detest in each other
Could actually be
Instead, Pot sneers:
You’re looking rather scruffy,
Mrs K
Well, blacker than you should, anyway
You don’t look good at all
In fact, you’ve lost your shine
Are you sure that everything is fine?
Perhaps you’re taking too much heat of late?
Or is it something that you ate?
Who me?!
Hoots the kettle back
How dare you call me black!
I sit here boiling everyday
I toil and whistle and still you say
I’m scruffy? Dark? Not looking good?!
I really should
Protest!
But
I confess
Now that I’m facing
You
You’re looking
Pretty shabby
Too
Perhaps I should give you
A steam
Lean you over
And see how you clean up…
Some friendly care
May be just what you need
Indeed
Let’s wipe your lid
And rub your side
And spruce you up
So nothing can hide
Your sparkle, Pot
Mmm
Guess what!
Already looking better…
Now that’s not bad
In fact, it’s rad -
you almost look
Hot!
But wait!
Here’s a blackish spot
What could it be?
This stain
In your reflection
Let’s rub and see
O-M-G
It’s me!